What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 06:37

No go.
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
With a housing crisis going on, should we make owning properties illegal?
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Thumbs down again.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...