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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 06:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

With a housing crisis going on, should we make owning properties illegal?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

So they tried

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Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

What is your opinion on The Beatles' impact on modern popular music? Are there any other bands with similar impacts on their genre(s)? Why them and not others?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Est eos enim quis.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Which Red Sox prospect will be next to draw Roman Anthony-level excitement? - MassLive

Thumbs down again.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...